The McCarthys Quotes
You have displayed minimal competence.
Marjorie
You know the key to effective lying - lots and lots of details.
Sean
Hey Gerard, blood clot!
Ronny
I know everything you don't know. That's why you are going to lose.
Arthur (to Ronny)
Gerard, I need your help. I think I broke my ankle making a grilled cheese.
Arthur
Are we in that other life where Sean is the doctor?
Marjorie
He will not survive the night!
Marjorie
They say sexuality is a spectrum.
Rick Fox
Who invited the spoiler alert?
Arthur
So good news, it wasn't you. It was him.
Ronny (to Jackie)
Well, apparently there is no good way to tell a first date you're pregnant.
Jackie
Wow, everyone is just buzzing about how young I am.
Marjorie
