You know what you are - you are all ref-ist!

Ronny

Ronny, you know I never quote the Bible but man should not lie down with refs!

Sean

I see what's going on here - two wine glasses, pillows arranged in a suggestive manner...this is a date!

Marjorie

Marjorie, please we are having a jiffy over here!

Arthur

I know we hate refs in general, you know because they try to make the game fair and all, but why do we hate this one?

Ronny

So now that one's got feelings? You people are exhausting.

Marjorie

I may be better at basketball, but you're better at everything else.

Sean

He's two minutes older than me and those two minutes have not been kind.

Gerard

Stop leaving him crazy phonemails, you are going to fill up his cassette.

Arthur

Why are you all happy to see me? Oh. you're drinking. Makes more sense.

Ronny

Hey Harvard, your school color isn't crimson. It's maroon.

Gerard

The history channel never loses your luggage. You're welcome.

Arthur