Grace: You know kids used to call me Bracie Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What did people call you?
Cho: Cho.

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Jane

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

Jane

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Jane

Jane: Are we sleeping together?
Lisbon: Excuse me?

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

Jane: You keep a hammer in your desk?
Lisbon: You only think you know everything about me.

Bad news. You're under arrest you loony bitch.

Jane

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

Jane

Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?

Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

Fischer: We want to help him out.
Lisbon: You want to use him.

Jane: Did the killer take the finger?
Cho: Looks that way.