Danny: I like you on a Staten Island porch.
Mindy: I would rather die.

Annette: We're not that different in age, you know.
Mindy: You are the oldest person I know's mother, so that's obviously not true.

A parent of divorce needs routine. She needs routine.


So I have to apologize to a girl, which is something I've literally never done. Is Danny in?


Tamra: You think Natalie Portman's sitting in her castle, like "Oh, I wonder if there are any schlubs who wear a bathing suit as underwear."
Morgan: Natalie Portman would throw up if she saw you.

She's the complete package. Heads, shoulders, knees, toes, knees and toes.


Danny: Oh good, everyone's in here. I was worried we'd have a private conversation for once.
Beverly: You're welcome, Dr. Q.

I'm giving you the silent treatment, by the way. That's why I walked right by you and didn't respond.


Peter: Look's like a patient is going into labor, and there's no father, so the taxi driver is kind of the surrogate now.
Abby: I'm sorry. Are you describing Look Who's Talking?

You know what. I will leave, but I will never hike.


I've gotta hit the gym, man. Steal me some soap.


My mental health is perfect and I do have an outlet. His name is Father Francis, he's 97, and he only speaks Latin.


The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Mindy: I'm not late. It's 9:18, which is practically 9:15, which is basicall 9. Danny, if anything, I'm early.

Mindy: How could anyone want to see this movie [The Godfather: Part II]? I've never even heard of it.