Danny: Are you sad about Cliff?
Mindy: No, sad is when the taxi driver thought I was Jaden Smith.

Stupid wine bra is out of wine. I knew I should have brought the Long Island Iced Panties.

Mindy

What am I supposed to do with my hands if I’m not holding beers?

Peter

Mindy: What the hell is that?
Peter: How Hindu are you? It’s a Christmas tree.

The Mindy Project Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Mindy: What the hell is that?
Peter: How Hindu are you? It’s a Christmas tree.

What am I supposed to do with my hands if I’m not holding beers?

Peter