The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 19: "Confessions of a Catho-holic" Quotes
This was meant to be my love letter to America, but it ended up like every love letter I've ever written with the authorities being called.
Jeremy
Who am I kidding, everyone snoops? When I first went to your mom's house I tried on her wedding dress.
Mindy
Jeremy: Come on, stop, Danny has never even been slightly embarrassed of you.
Mindy: Really? OK, that's a huge relief.
Jeremy: See, I can act, Morgan!
Mindy: Hi Friar. I'm Mindy. I so enjoyed speech.
Fr. Michael: Sermon.
Mindy: It was the best part of the show.
Fr. Michael: Mass.
Trust me, these little sins are just as straight a path to hell fire as all that cool stuff I used to do.
Fr. Michael
No, Jesus didn't have a roommate. He lived with his ma.
Danny
To church? You killed someone, now I have to die of boredom.
Mindy
Yes, biologically she is a boy, but who knows what she will identify with. I can still win.
Mindy
