You're a saint, Ma. Not the BS kind like Mother Theresa.

Danny

• Permalink: Not the BS kind like Mother Theresa.
• Added: November 25, 2014

I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.

Mindy

• Permalink: I have never said this in the history of my life.
• Added: November 25, 2014

I can't break up with [Annette]. Danny can not have another father walk out on him.

Morgan

• Permalink: Danny can not have another father walk out on him.
• Added: November 25, 2014

The trick to online dating is you want a bold face lie.

Peter

• Permalink: You want a bold face lie.
• Added: November 25, 2014

Normally, the amount of months I date someone, that's how many years it takes to get over them. So, 7 years.

Morgan

• Permalink: So, 7 years.
• Added: November 25, 2014

Mindy: Kate Upton is a perfect 10.
Danny: Who's this Kate Uptown?

• Permalink: Who's this Kate Uptown?
• Added: November 25, 2014

We don't even know who this Ladroe guy is. He could be a killer. They never caught Zodiac.

Danny

• Permalink: They never caught Zodiac.
• Added: November 25, 2014

If finding a husband was that easy, I would not be here working. I would be married and in Connecticut. Wine drunk all day and working on my smug mom blog called "Diapers and Daydreams."

Mindy

• Permalink: If finding a husband was that easy, I would not be here working.
• Added: November 25, 2014

But remember, the bathroom door can't block God's eyes.

Annette

• Permalink: The bathroom door can't block God's eyes.
• Added: November 25, 2014