We're nothing like each other. He wears cargo shorts, I wear slacks. He surfs, I fear the ocean, out of respect.

Danny

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• Added: October 08, 2013

Morgan: Do you remember my ex girlfriend Vicky?
Mindy: No.
Morgan: Ok, well anyway, she just got engaged to an engineer and not the choo-choo kind, the rich kind.

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• Added: October 08, 2013

Is this anybodies sandwich? Because I've eaten half of it and I don't like it.

Peter Prentice

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• Added: October 08, 2013