The Mindy Project Season 1 Episode 19: "My Cool Christian Boyfriend" Quotes
And yeah we're lame, we're Hindu, we use Groupon for burritos, but you know what? That's our lot in life and we love it.
Mindy
Hey guys, can I trade you? Because that woman just asked to buy my penis.
Danny
I once fasted for a month during Ramadan just to be more Catholic. You know, I wander into Bris's and come out more Catholic.
Danny
a women's prison you guys? Come on, if I wanted to get shanked, I'd just shave my legs drunk again.
Mindy
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