I would like to have everyone's attention. I am also moving. I am moving from the basement of my grandmother's house to the attic.

Morgan

Beverly: San Francisco is the worst.
Everyone: YES!
Beverly: Because of all the Chinese.
Everyone: No!

Mindy: I mean look how he reacted to your news. He didn't even show up to the party and that's just you.
Peter: Tough to hear it phrased that way, but I understand what your saying.

Pete, why would you abandon us? We changed you from an unemployable pervert, to an employable pervert.

Danny

Hey bitches, the bi-coastal babe is back. #itshappening.

Mindy

Morgan: Have another hug.
Jeremy: I don't want another hug, I've had four.

Just because I look like Olivia Pope does not mean I know how to disappear a body.

Mindy

Fine. I'm wearing my bicycle helmet, in case there is an earthquake.

Danny

Not to brag, but I am straight up killing this bitch. The program, not the patient.

Mindy

The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 14 Quotes

Fine. I'm wearing my bicycle helmet, in case there is an earthquake.

Danny

Not to brag, but I am straight up killing this bitch. The program, not the patient.

Mindy