Danny: Hey, sugar, what's shaking?
Mindy: Hey, that's my line. Oh no, does this mean it's caught on with old people?

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I did wish for a birthday kiss. I should've been more specific.

Morgan

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She won a secret Hunger Games we billionaires have.

Alex

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Rob: You know what else is interesting? Since Alex has been here, you haven't mentioned the love of your life once.
Mindy: What are you talking about? I've talked about spare ribs like 10 times. Oh, Danny!

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All my alumni email goes to spam because they're always asking me for money. Because one time I fell through a stained glass window

Mindy

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I'm not nosy. I don't even go to restaurants with open kitchens. It's none of my business.

Danny

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The year, 2004. America was still able to enjoy the music of R. Kelly without feeling guilt.

Mindy

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Let me weave you a tale. Oh, appetizers are here.

Mindy

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We're out in San Francisco. The Windy City. You could meet the love of your life here. It is Sin City after all.

Mindy

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If it's out of the office, it's none of our business. Did I hear Beverly's voice come out of an Elmo in the middle of Times Square? Maybe. But, it's none of our business.

Danny

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