Are you kidding me, a winky face? That’s like Emoji porn!

Morgan

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• Added: November 12, 2013

You know that happened to me for real? Green Key Weekend, Junior year, I aspirated on my own vomit. Chris Farley appeared to me and said “It’s not your time yet.”

Peter

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• Added: November 12, 2013

My favorite hobby is also activities!

Morgan

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• Added: November 12, 2013

As a friend I gotta tell you, you look terrible.

Morgan

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• Added: November 12, 2013