It's New York, we take care of our own.


Get someone to grind up your birth control and put it in your coffee.

Tamra: He's cute, he's nice, all Pros, no Cons. Uh I mean, he's an ex-con, but that's a Pro.
Danny: Uh I don't know if that's-
Tamra: That's a Pro!
Danny: OK.

I've always been so into black women. I used to watch 227 when I was a boy. I fell in love with Jackee.

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My mother was insane so I'm kind of attracted to this. Not that I want to sleep with my mother. That was weird how that came out.


So you went on a coffee date with a loser, all coffee dates are with losers.


Why do doctors keep on leaving? Danny the bus! And where's Mindy? God I need a magic flute for you people!


The closest I've ever had to a celebrity patient was, do you remember Trishelle from Real World, Road Rules Inferno? Her mom was a patient.

Historically breakups do not bring out the best in me.

Can't you correspond with prison convicts like normal desperate women?


Peter: I want you to giggle like a little girl.
Mindy: (Giggles)
Peter: Like a, like a human girl.

de Blasio's been mayor for a couple of months and now we're suddenly living in Baghdad?


The Mindy Project Season 2 Quotes

Tamra: Un uh I told you, we don't want no candy bars little boy.
Mindy: Uh it's Dr. Lahiry, Tamra. I've worked here for many years and actually hired you.

Casey: did you tell them the good news?
Mindy: I did not. Guys I lost three pounds of water weight from diarrhea.