The Mindy Project Season 2 Quotes
It's New York, we take care of our own.
Danny
Get someone to grind up your birth control and put it in your coffee.
Tamra: He's cute, he's nice, all Pros, no Cons. Uh I mean, he's an ex-con, but that's a Pro.
Danny: Uh I don't know if that's-
Tamra: That's a Pro!
Danny: OK.
I've always been so into black women. I used to watch 227 when I was a boy. I fell in love with Jackee.
Morgan
My mother was insane so I'm kind of attracted to this. Not that I want to sleep with my mother. That was weird how that came out.
Lee
So you went on a coffee date with a loser, all coffee dates are with losers.
Peter
Why do doctors keep on leaving? Danny the bus! And where's Mindy? God I need a magic flute for you people!
Jeremy
The closest I've ever had to a celebrity patient was, do you remember Trishelle from Real World, Road Rules Inferno? Her mom was a patient.
Historically breakups do not bring out the best in me.
Can't you correspond with prison convicts like normal desperate women?
Jeremy
Peter: I want you to giggle like a little girl.
Mindy: (Giggles)
Peter: Like a, like a human girl.
de Blasio's been mayor for a couple of months and now we're suddenly living in Baghdad?
Danny
