The Mindy Project Season 2 Quotes
I saw a headline in The Post today. It said news flash you're staying at my place tonight.Danny
Dating is fun, but dating in secret, is really fun.
Why to heat up a drawer full of sweaters? You wanna get warm, get on the floor and do some pushups.Danny
Mindy: I don’t care, because I’m Hindu, and we can do basically anything.
Danny: I don’t care what you say to that giant elephant up there. According to my guy, this is wrong.
I’m so Catholic, I don’t even trust this new pope.Danny
Look I’m going to count to three. If you don’t kiss me, I’ll realize this was a big mistake and I’ll return to my seat in humiliation.Danny
You tap that Cliff! You tap that into the sunset!Peter
I don't know, I got a sex date with a 2 which means she's a Chicago 4 which means she's a Wisconsin 9.Peter
I know that cry anywhere. That is the sound of a man that's had his heart broken.Peter
Every great love story also has an end. And when your love story ends, all you can do is cry, listen to sad music and drink wine that you bought from a gas station.
For your information, everybody reads in L.A. They read scripts baby bro.Peter
Cliff: Do you really need to tan?
Mindy: Babe this is the palest I've ever been. I'm basically a white person. Yesterday I caught myself watching lacrosse, and I liked it.