If only Olivia Pope was here.

Mindy: I'm Indian I can't be racists.
Danny: Oh please you only hook up with white guys. I've hooked up with every race of woman.
Mindy: How dare you. I went to second base with my friend Korean Justin. His hands were so small they made my boobs feel enormous.

Breast feeding is like baseball. The less you think about it, the better you do.

Danny

Morning campers, did you all not catch Tuesday Boozeday this morning? Hoda was on fire!

Jeremy

Are you kidding me, a winky face? That’s like Emoji porn!

Morgan

You know that happened to me for real? Green Key Weekend, Junior year, I aspirated on my own vomit. Chris Farley appeared to me and said “It’s not your time yet.”

Peter

My favorite hobby is also activities!

Morgan

As a friend I gotta tell you, you look terrible.

Morgan

My name is Nurse Morgan. I'm here to name your babies.

Morgan

Dude come on! I can't be more than five-teen minutes late?

Peter

She is calming okay? She's like a white noise machine to me.

Danny

Are you kidding me, assigned seats? What is this The Oscars?

Danny

The Mindy Project Season 2 Quotes

Tamra: Un uh I told you, we don't want no candy bars little boy.
Mindy: Uh it's Dr. Lahiry, Tamra. I've worked here for many years and actually hired you.

Casey: did you tell them the good news?
Mindy: I did not. Guys I lost three pounds of water weight from diarrhea.