The Muppets Quotes
Kermit: Bunsen, Beaker, why are you wearing each other's clothes?
Bunsen: If it happens outside of work, we don't owe an explanation.
Do these diamonds make me look relatable?
Piggy
Beaker Me me me me moi.
This evening my phD stands for Pretty Hard Drinking!
Bunsen
I know the perfect way to win back the crowd;
Fozzie
I've been gorgeous since birth but I have struck out a few times. Just at a super high level.
Liam Hemsworth
Piggy: I'm telling you this because we're friends: we are no longer friends.
I should just sell my house and move back to Mississippi. Lower taxes, all the mosquitos you can eat; i can make that work.
Fozzie: I knew you wouldn't approve it so I went over your head.
Kermit: I'm the boss.
Fozzie: Oh that's right. So I went behind your back.
Wouldn't the world be a better place if everyone was a little more like me?
Josh Groban
Quality-wise, the show was prison sushi.
Dr. Teeth
Since they've been going out, I've been waking up to the sound of my alarm instead of my own screams!
Kermit
