Wouldn't the world be a better place if everyone was a little more like me?

Josh Groban

Quality-wise, the show was prison sushi.

Dr. Teeth

Since they've been going out, I've been waking up to the sound of my alarm instead of my own screams!

Kermit

Statler: Woo!
Waldorf: Did you just say 'woo?'
Statler: What?! I'm allowed to feel things.

The Muppets Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Statler: Woo!
Waldorf: Did you just say 'woo?'
Statler: What?! I'm allowed to feel things.

Since they've been going out, I've been waking up to the sound of my alarm instead of my own screams!

Kermit