You laugh but I pack quite a punch!

Alek: I'm not cheating. It's natural talent.
Paul: You're using your Mai powers.
Alek: Yeah, which is 100% natural for me.

Chloe, I just want you to know...this does not count as a first date.

Alek

Meredith: Hey, I love you. No implieds.
Chloe: I love you, too.

Toilet or litter box?

Paul

Paul: You know it's Saturday. Chloe's not working?
Alek: I do other things besides follow Chloe around.

If there's someone out there that makes you feel like that, then you should tell them how you feel.

Careful. The more beautiful things are, the more prickly they can be.

Alek

Alek: I'd just like to point out that in a time of crisis, the guy you reached out to...
Chloe: was you.

Paul: Don't sweat it bro, Chloe broke my heart, too. After we kissed.
Amy: Ten years ago!
Paul: But still, it hurt.
Alek: Do you people tell each other everything?

Alek: Amy said that you were thinking about telling her that you're Mai.
Chloe: There's one person who can't keep a secret.
Alek: In her defense, I can be fairly persuasive.

Alek: Rumor has it the Uniter has been grounded.
Chloe: Apparently, she's invincible to everything but a rampaging mother.