The Offer
Thursdays on Paramount+The Offer Season 1 Episode 3: "Fade In" Quotes
Al: Fuck it. At least we've got a script.
Bettye: Sure Al, you keep tellin' yourself that.
You want to make a mafia movie without usin' the word mafia. [bursts out laughing]
Colombo
Colombo: Hey, can I ask you somethin'? The singer character, Johnny Fontaine. Was he supposed to be Sinatra?
Al: Do you want him to be?
Colombo [to his goons]: I like this guy.
Bettye: Are you going to shitcan Evans?
Charlie: Beautiful woman like you shouldn't waste time reading.
Bettye: Beautiful women have to waste their time doing a lot of things, Charlie, like drinking salads with CEOs. So? Is he out?
Charlie: Tell me what you think about The Godfather.
Bettye: Now you want a woman's opinion. It's fantastic. The script is gold. It's gonna make you a ton of money.
Charlie: Give it to me.
Bettye: No.
Charlie: I am your boss. I could make you give it to me.
Bettye: You can't make me do anything, Charlie.
Colombo: Ya see Cher? Cher. Right there. Look.
Al: Oh, yeah.
Colombo: Married to that little lawn jockey. What the fuck is she doin' with that guy?
Al: Making millions of dollars.
Colombo [laughs]: I chose the wrong racket!
Al: You know, Joe, you been so good to me. I just hope when you come to LA that I can return the favor.
Colombo: Yeah, well, that ain't never gonna happen, but thank you, Al.
Al: You don't like LA.
Colombo: No. Fuck LA. You people are one good shake from the whole state fallin' in the ocean. [laughs]
And hey, Ruddy, maybe you can explain to me how Al Pacino has pages, AND I FUCKIN' DON'T!!
Bob
Why am I even here? If they won't let me do what they fuckin' hired me to do, WHY AM I EVEN HERE??
Francis
