Popular The Office Quotes
I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."
Deangelo
Michael: You show me a white man you trust, and I will show you a black man that I trust even more. Pam, tell me a white person you trust.
Pam: My dad.
Michael: Danny Glover.
Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident. But after five weeks in Anger Management, I'm back. And I've got a new attitude. And a new name. And... a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies.
Andy
Dwight: I have a girlfriend.
Jim: Sure you do.
Hey man, can I get a plus five? And it's all guys.
Ryan [to Danny]
Every Halloween I tell him the same thing; you can't bring weapons into the office, and every year he says the same thing; as soon as I get my weapons back I'm gonna kill you.
Toby
Why does the Sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.
Michael
[to the kids] You ever seen a foot with four toes?
Creed
Packer: Yeah you know how to read a menu!
Kevin: He's right. I could lose some weight.
This chord has Creed written all over it.
Michael
We can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die.
Michael
You been with a blonde before? It's the big leagues.
Dwight [to Jim]