Just so you know, me and you, I don't think that's ridiculous. Dot dot dot, dot dot.

Darryl

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A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.

Dwight

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• Added: February 23, 2012

They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore.

Gabe

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You have to call me by my name, Gabriel Susan Lewis.

Gabe

• Permalink: You have to call me by my name, Gabriel Susan Lewis.
• Added: February 23, 2012

If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of body guards and go there.

Phyllis

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Ryan: I will have a glass of you oakiest chardonnay, please.
Erin: And I will have a waffle, with your mapleiest syrup.

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Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight: 40...always.

• Permalink: How many buttons do you have? 40...always.
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Genghis Kahn could take them both down, because he's not afraid to kill children.

Dwight

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I can't be hypnotized Dwight. I tried it. I ended up smoking more.

Nellie

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• Added: February 23, 2012