Michael: Andy Bernard. Pros: he's classy. He gets me. He went to Cornell. I trust him. Cons: I don't really trust him.

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.

Kevin

What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like, what happens to a chicken when you take its head away? It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.

Michael

The Office Season 3 Episode 22 Quotes

What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like, what happens to a chicken when you take its head away? It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.

Michael

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.

Kevin