Andy: How do you not have a toothbrush?
Erin: I just, there's always one around.

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I think you're a witch.

Pam (to Nellie)

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Jim: The raise isn't real.
Dwight: Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.

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Those who can't farm, farm celery.

Dwight

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Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?

Angela

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Jim: Can't you do something about this?
Robert: Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.

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The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know, I'm in an identical situation.

Dwight

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That is disgusting. Do you call that a King James Breakfast Pie?

Nellie

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