Michael: Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?
Angela: It was just you.

You should never settle for who you are.

I'm not saying I'm Superman, but let me just put it this way...if I were to be shot in the head, I'm pretty sure I'd be fine. I almost welcome it.

Deangelo

You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.

Andy: You know I'm the worst salesman here right?
Michael: But you're the best salesman on the inside.
Phyllis: What does that even mean?
Michael: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.

When Phyllis was in high school, she was soooo cute...and she still is.

Pam: Should we get toppings?
Michael: What do you like Pam?

You guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?

Jim

Michael: I am told there are bears in the Rockies.
Dwight: Where'd you here that? Obvious XM Radio?

The Office Season 7 Episode 21 Quotes

You guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?

Jim

Michael: I am told there are bears in the Rockies.
Dwight: Where'd you here that? Obvious XM Radio?