Michael: I'm trying to make your kids, respect you. Because, a father needs to respect his boss. And kids don't respect the father who doesn't respect the boss. Do you understand that line of logic?
Jim: I don't think you even understand it.
Michael: I do understand it.

[after arriving at a dump] This place has gone to hell.


Michael: Wait, what day is today?
Kevin: Um, tonight is Ghost Whisperer. So Friday.

Kevin: (about the leads) They're in the trash! They're in the trash!
Dwight: Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress.
Meredith: Okie-dokie.
Kevin: No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen.
Meredith: Coming off either way!

Dwight: Michael you were supposed to tell me when the leads came in!
Michael: Well Bigshot, if you want to find your leads, go to the man who never breathes.
Dwight: [pauses] Kevin!

Darryl: You need to get back on top.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.



Make friends first. Make sales second. Make love third. In no particular order.


I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.


If they don't like it then they can leave - I mean, a lot of their work can be done in India.


Well, the acorn becomes the oak.


You are all successories!


The Office Season 6 Episode 19 Quotes

Jim: Who's that?
Michael: Captain Jack Sparrow - Captain Jack Sparrow Jim!

Jim Jim - where do I find the black pearl?