Stanley: Anyone wanna trade anything for a toaster?
Kevin: Does it have slots for hot dogs?
Stanley: No.
Kevin: Who would want it?

I know way too much about Andy's scrotum.


Do you wanna sit on this? I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis.


I'm ravenous after a night of love making.


Pam: Andy, did I dream you were crying through the night?
Andy: No, that was real.

Every little bump on the road is major pain on my scrotum.


Michael: They're men, Dwight.
Dwight: I love finding a good set of twins.

Jim: Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?
Micbael: I have no found that to be the case.

You can't expect them to be careful everytime because it's a different sensation.


Dwight: In 1996, her volleyball team went 10-2.
Michael: What am I supposed to do with that?
Dwight: That's a very good record.

I'm not gay. I'm kevin.


You will be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life. You better get used to it.

Michael [to Toby]

The Office Season 6 Episode 4 Quotes

Well, congrats!

" It's just a really important day for me. Jim

We should have hired a professional to take the mental pictures.