Andy: What's the mouse's name?
Guy: It really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kind of like cannon fodder.

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Phyllis: Her hair looks beautiful.
Andy: Yeah we get it Phyllis. She looks like a freakin' movie star!

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Nothing to be alarmed about, it's just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer as a coworker.

Dwight

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I wanted to be my generation's Lisa Loeb.

Andy

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Our office has an unusually large number of unusually large people.

Oscar

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Didn't you get the memo? It's stairmageddon.

Erin

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