He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned? Then what was the point of spilling the drink on me?

Dwight

Ryan (as NHL coach): On your marks. Get set...
Jim (as Goldenface): Die.

Looks like there's gonna be a clean up on aisle five.

Michael (as Scarn)

Heads I do it. Tails I don't. Best out of seven.

Michael (as Scarn)

Pam: No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay?
Creed: Thanks mom.

After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting, and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie...Threat Level Midnight.

Michael

Oscar: Go on. Kiss each other already.
Kevin: Suck it Oscar. This must kill you.

Michael: Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Kevin: Better luck next time pal!

Dwight: Do more stupid faces!
Kevin: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.

Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.

I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work. That's what she said.

Holly

Yeah, whatever. No big deal. The hottest girl in the world loves me.

Michael

The Office Season 7 Quotes

Hey, Dwight I don't know if you've heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird back packs instead of cups like regular people...oh you did hear.

Jim

...because I had a great summer. I got Wes Nile Virus. Lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. Stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw Inception, or at least I dreamt I did.

Michael