Jim: Why is there so much saliva?
Dwight: All I had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.

The Sabre Store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wise to us.

Robert

I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.

Kevin

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Okay, okay. I will be the first to admit it. We could have integrated more Chuck into the presentation.

Dwight

I know you're my boss, but you need to get the hell out of my face.

Ryan

Poor Andy. First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?

Kevin

When people see this presentation, they're gonna c** in their pants.

Ryan

I auditioned for the Spice Girls, I didn't even get a call back.

Nellie

Just so you know, me and you, I don't think that's ridiculous. Dot dot dot, dot dot.

Darryl

A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.

Dwight

They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore.

Gabe

The Office Season 8 Quotes

He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.

Jim

Planking is one of those things where, hey you either get it or you don't...and I don't, but I am so excited to be a part of it.

Erin