My brother says,'No friendship is complete until your friend turns to you in despair.'

Lokar

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Keyali: This has to be the most insane thing that's ever happened on this ship.
LaMarr: One time I almost died because I humped a statue.
Malloy: Isaac once cut my leg off.
LaMarr: The Captain and Commander made up in a zoo.
Malloy: And Bortus almost crashed the ship because of porn.
Keyali: I see.

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I don't know. The galaxy is full of so many unhappy people. Why ignore something good?

Keyali

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Isaac: I was merely attempting to provide Dr. Finn with the most dutifully calibrated coital experience.
Malloy: No. Yeah, that's what women want -- dutiful coitus.

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Y'know, there's something seriously wrong with all of us when the most stable relationship on the Orville is Isaac's.

Malloy

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Grayson: Malloy, don't be cocky. They have to hit us for the test to work.
Malloy: Yes, sir. Dumbing it down.

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Malloy: When Moclans break up, is there, like, all that stabbing like with the divorce?
Bortus: No, each Moclan extracts a tooth and leaves it with his former mate.
Malloy: Yeah, I knew it had to be something like that.

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Topa: What is a relationship?
Bortus: It is what comes before the egg.

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