The Orville
Thursdays 9:00 PM on FOXThe Orville Season 2 Episode 3: "Home" Quotes
I don't know you. I never even tried to know you.
Ildus
Malloy: Are you going to be okay?
Ildus: Alara took care of it.
Malloy: She always does.
Bam! Taking the tube to Tummy Town.
Lt. Tharl
My last captain had a total boner for me. Not a boner boner. A professional boner.
Lt. Tharl
Isaac: I still fail to comprehend the purpose of this ritual.
Kitan: We're circus animals, Isaac, I hate to break it to you.
Solana: I have a theory. I think the soldiers and the intellectuals all secretly want what the other has. The muscle wants the brains and the brains wish they had what it takes to clobber the barroom drunk who gets out of line.
Alara: Why can't a person have both?
I guess a lot of us look at people like you and we think that we're better, more evolved. But, you know I'm proud of you, sis.
Solana
Grayson: Yaphit's six-month evaluation was last week and he asked what our parental leave policy is.
Mercer: Why? Is he thinking of splitting in half?
Grayson: We can't legally ask him that.
Y'know it's places like this that make me realize... God, I'm trash. My family's trash.
Malloy