Brandi: Do you think you'd want to go to lunch tomorrow?
Lisa Vanderpump: Why would I want to do that?

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If you don't think of lips when you think of Lisa Rinna there's something wrong.

Lisa Rinna

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Yolanda: I don't think your dad was interested in my boobs.
Brandi: Oh, for sure he is.

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I've been trying to stick my boobs into my dress for an hour.

Brandi

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Cinderella was late for the ball. Or did she leave early? One of the two.

Brandi

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If anything goes wrong at the party, my plan is to be completed wasted so that I don't know what's happening because if you don't hear it and you don't see it then it didn't happen…like blackout sex.

Brandi

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