Ken would have to give me a hall pass for George Clooney. It’s George bloody Clooney for god’s sake and he’s got a sense of humor which he would probably need when I took my clothes off.

Lisa Vanderpump

Kyle: You’re not wanted.
Brandi: Excuse me, neither are you. Ask your husband.

I love Lisa Vanderpump. She smells like roses.

Lisa Rinna

He wants to go to Kyle’s mixer to see what goes down, or who goes down, actually.

Lisa Vanderpump