My hair is iconic, and don't you fucking forget it.

Rinna

Why would I sleep with anyone's husband other than my own? Why would I downgrade?

Kyle

If you had to bonk somebody else's husband who would it be?

Vanderpump

181 kilometers is actually 112 mph, which means I will chop off his penis.

Kyle

This says more about Dorit than about Erika.

Erika

I'm escaping not only from the room, but from Eileen Davidson.

Vanderpump

The more you talk about shit, the worse it gets.

Erika

This is a cheeky little gift since we've all seen your pretty little puss now.

Dorit

Eileen: It's the crotch chronicles.
Dorit: It's the snatch chat.

My manufacturer, who does my line, said to me 'tell Harry, he never has to work again, a day in his life, if he doesn't want to.'

Rinna

I saw what Mr. Girardi been munching on for the last 20 years.

Lisa Vanderpump

I'm a showgirl, I put on shows.

Erika