The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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I might take Erika home before I take Dorit home.
Eden
Being on a team with Kim and Vanderpump... What would our name be? The Exorcist? A lot of spinning heads and green vomit.
Rinna
Can we get a bottle of rosé out here? And a funnel.
Kyle
I guess we're at game night, so let the games begin.
Lisa Vanderpump
This night is going to be different. We're going to have fun. We're having sushi, drinks, great food, friends and no... Brandi Glanville.
Kyle
What kind of games are these? Hunger games?
Erika
I don't know much about Erika Jayne's music career, but I do deal with Boy George on a daily basis, so for me it's kind of maybe a hobby of hers?
Dorit
My hair is iconic, and don't you fucking forget it.
Rinna
Why would I sleep with anyone's husband other than my own? Why would I downgrade?
Kyle
If you had to bonk somebody else's husband who would it be?
Vanderpump
181 kilometers is actually 112 mph, which means I will chop off his penis.
Kyle
This says more about Dorit than about Erika.
Erika
