The Real Housewives of New York City
Sundays 9:00 PM on BravoThe Real Housewives of New York City Quotes
If I get it you have to drink it. If I don't get it, I have to drink. That's how I'm gonna play it.
Tinsley
Sonja: Luann, do you have my vibrator i asked you to get me?
Leah: Are you going to masturbate for everybody?
There are nights where I really miss drinking. Tonight is not one of those nights.
Luann
So she should have gone to a fraternity instead of FIT.
Sonja
I mean, this is more like frat guys getting wasted than a lovely drinks party with the ladies.
Luann
I was never a trophy wife! I'm not arm candy, I don't shave my pussy.
Sonja
You proclaim you love me, but I know that's not true. Good night ... from the lower level.
Luann
After 24 hours, we've already gotten her to drink.
Dorinda
Sonja: Just because we're in a $30 million...
Ramona: $39 million.
Sonja: Like a $39 million bitch.
I'm always last on the totem pole when it comes to rooms when we go on vacations together. The lack of Ramona's consideration is just mindblowing.
Luann
Leah has a beautiful body, and I think that says something negative about her that she would get tattoos because it's very self. Is it defecating? Oh, no that's shitting on yourself. It's sort of shitting on yourself, but it's like self-defaming.
Sonja
Sonja: We would never have sex. That's a dealbreaker for me.
Leah: Honey, you don't have with men with tattoos?
Sonja: Never.
