The Real Housewives of New York City
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Why don't you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an E-Z Pass on that vagina with your Holland Tunnel.
Dorinda
There's not a person in this room who hasn't fucked up.
Dorinda
I don't think there's anything possibly free about staying at Sonja Morgan's house. So I think Tinsley may not be paying with benjamins, but she's definitely paying in other ways.
Dorinda
Don't fuck with Dorinda, she's like a silent assassin.
Carole
Well our dinner party track record isn't very good.
Carole
Bethenny: I think I played a murderer.
Ramona: I could see that.
I am inclusive. My election party is bipartisan. Everyone is invited... sort of.
Carole
Once a Countess, always a Countess.
LuAnn
Is she interning?
Dorinda
Bethenny: Isn't it like Indian Summer?
Carole: Well some call it global warming.
Sonja: I do want him to fly straight.
LuAnn: Don't worry he's going to get his wings clipped if he doesn't.
I don't think there's a hat that could fit LuAnn's head.
Bethenny
