Carole: We've all had 20-something-year-olds.
LuAnn: Absolutely, but not, you know, to introduce to the children. That's all.
Carole: I'm not introducing him to the children.
LuAnn: I know because you have none.

I'm confused. I have more responsibility to protect Noel and what he knows about his own mother than his own mother does? I got a good idea, then don't bang random dudes on vacation. It's not that complicated.

Carole

The next time the press asks me about some of my friends I'm going to say, you know what, no comment. They're just a bunch of pain in the asses.

Kristen

I just think you should be honest and not be an asshole and the next day try to package it in some pretty paper.

Bethenny

New beginnings, old beginnings, get back together, stay apart...it's just a reason to buy a dress and get a martini. I'm in.

Dorinda

If you do have a ring in your pocket don't bring it out at a pizza place.

Dorinda

It's so past the point of crazy that I can't even be mad. It's like funny.

Bethenny

Ramona: I actually just came from church for Ash Wednesday.
Sonja: They let you in there?

The Empress has clothes and really nice clothes.

Carole

Bethenny: What's the matter?
LuAnn: They asked me to uncross my legs.
Bethenny: They won't be the first.

She wants a model but he has to be 55. What am I a f**king wizard?

Bethenny

I want you to know I broke my tooth ripping his shirt off.

Sonja