Hi it's so nice to meet you! I'm Grace and you must be fat.


Sometimes I just look at him and can't believe he looks back at me the same way.

Amy [about Ricky]

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!


Amy: I hate myself when I don't trust you. You're the best husband in the world.
Ricky: I'm not your husband.
Amy: Yeah we have to do something about that.

Must be going around gay-care, I mean day-care.


It's funny how one little argument can destroy the entire universe.


He's driving around half asleep with Jesus as his copilot.


C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

Maybe you'll be a doctor! Or lawyer! Or a candlestick maker!


Don't ask him, just do it. Stay over one night and then never go home.


Nora: Oh good lord, my son was living with nudists.
Margaret: Buddhists.

Mom, you're not 15, you can't hide a pregnancy as long as I did.