Sometimes doing the right thing doesn't always make a person happy Ben.

Amy

You're all right? Henry slept with your wife and you're all right?

Alice [to Ben]

Please don't tell me you're transferring schools to be with that pot smoking skank!

Adrian

Breakups come in threes.

Lauren

Jack: I broke up with Madison.
Grace: Why?
Jack: Because she's right, I'm still in love with you.

You're cute when you're all wound up like this, you know that?

Ricky [to Amy]

It makes me happy. Why shouldn't I be happy?

Amy [about Ricky]

Amy: You wanna have sex.
Ricky: Of course I wanna have sex, you wanna have sex?

She was my daughter too!!!

Ben

Nora: Oh good lord, my son was living with nudists.
Margaret: Buddhists.

Mom, you're not 15, you can't hide a pregnancy as long as I did.

Amy

Don't ask him, just do it. Stay over one night and then never go home.

Adrian