For people who don't do drugs or drin, you're all still completely dysfunctional.

Nora [to George]

For once in my life, I would like to not be living a lie.

Kathleen

Ricky: When are you gonna marry me?
Amy: I don't know maybe when you stop trying to have sex with me when I'm trying to talk to you.

I know we're just friends but would sex make you feel any better.

Jack

Oh no, I don't babysit. No one lets me babysit ever.

Nora