I'm a lot funnier now that I'm happy Ashley.

Anne

I'm unflappable, you can't flap me.

George

If you dance, you pay the piper.

Bunny

Bunny: What people are more important than your job?
Ricky: Girls I slept with.

I've been here 15 minutes and I've already lost one. This is going to go well.

Ms. O'Malley

Are you having twins?

Henry [to Adrian]

Ricky: Do the three of you talk about anything but sex?
Amy: What they don't know is...I'm ready to have sex with you.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Are you having twins?

Henry [to Adrian]

Ricky: Do the three of you talk about anything but sex?
Amy: What they don't know is...I'm ready to have sex with you.