You can't turn straight into gay anymore than you can turn a witch into a warlock.


Speaking from experience, do not marry someone you're not madly in love with.


Maybe that's how it was in the olden times, but I'm not gonna settle. I want what I want.


Why don't you get a dorm room and be like a normal person for a change.

Chloe [to Ben]

It's my mother's wedding band, it means a lot to her...even if it means nothing to you.


If I'm just your live in girlfriend trying to get into college while you have this big important job then I don't think you're gonna be so proud of me. And I'm not gonna be so proud of me.


I don't wanna make her. I want her to want to stay her and I want her to want to get married.


You've been good to Amy, well except for getting her pregnant.

George [to Ricky]

Adrian: How did we get more interested in guys than ourselves.
Grace: Sex?

I told Ricky not to marry Amy and now I feel guilty living with Amy's dad in Amy's mother's house for free.


Your dream was gone when I met you.

Ben [to Amy]

If you were really in love with Ricky and cared what he thought, you wouldn't even consider coming to school here in New York.