Burns: How much for your entire collection?
Comic Book Guy: Um, the speed of light expressed in dollars.
Burns (to Smithers): Just give him Faraday's constant.

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Who could have shoved eggs up our brass?

Martin

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Egg don't belong in a chicken's eye. It belongs in her pee-poo-birth-hole.

Cletus

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Bart must not be judged by these kids. But by a jury...of kids, mostly these kids...there's only so many kids.

Lisa

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Pass the gravy, Gloria All-Wrong.

Bart

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