The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 22 Episode 1: "Elementary School Musical" Quotes
Lisa: What kind of artists are you?
Jermaine: Sandwich artists.
Bret: In a way I think we learned more from her than she learned from us.
Jemaine: Well obviously. Because we taught her nothing.
Bret: She can't hear us. We're stage whispering.
Lisa: I can hear you.
Jermaine: No you can't!
I don't wanna get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.
Marge
Krusty: Where's the closest place I can score some victory weed?
Judge: That would be the courthouse cafeteria.
Lisa: One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.
Grampa: Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
Lisa: Emily Dickson!?
Grampa: No, I was just describing my day.
Otto: What's the matter Lisa, you're normally the first one off this death trap?
Lisa: The combination of me leaving arts camp and you driving on and off the shoulder has made me a little ill.
Otto: I guess I shouldn't be playing this driving game while driving.
Can my son come too? He knows what to do when I swallow my tongue.
Homer
The arctic circle, or as I long to call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke I'm married.
Krusty
Lisa: Quiet. It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all.. the Peace Prize.
Homer: I would kill for that!
Homer: It's 4 am, you kids should have been in bed a half hour ago.
Lisa: We're watching the Nobel Prize announcement lives from Stockholm.
Homer: Ooh, the Nobies.
