Not bad. Like Frisbee Golf, I'm glad I tried it once.

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Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.
Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?
Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.

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Skinner, you're a regular Casanova, or, in English, regular house.

Superintendent Chalmers

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I see how it is. You get a booty calla and I get a cootie call.

Bart

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I'm dating one of your mothers. I forget which one.

Superintendent

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I'd have to move in with mom, who's dead and doesn't have a house.

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Smithers: Can I have a scotch and water?
Moe: My scotch is a scotch and water.

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Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!
Mr. Burns: What?
Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.

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They think they're better than us because their performance review reflects it!

Lenny

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