When I look at people I don't see colors; I just see crackpot religions.

Wiggum

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He's like a husband in a widow's memory, perfect.

Marge

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Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I've always wished for creeping me out?
Bart: I don't know, cause you're incapable of experiencing joy?
Lisa: Point taken.

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Bart: You have some big underpants to fill. I didn't know they made underoos in size 52
Homer: They're called superoos, son, with pictures of the cast of The Expendables.
Bart: More like The Expandables.

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I'm not sure man who eats right and doesn't drink can be good in bed.

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Oh, I've been listening to this song for three days, and it's only the end of the first verse.

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