What the? This isn't Halloween.

Homer

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• Added: December 07, 2014

Thank you magical creatures of the mall! You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget. The place to get drunk is at home.

Homer

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You're all right stupid Flanders, you're all right.

Homer

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• Added: December 07, 2014

Homer: Yeah, but doesn't the money go to schools?
Apu: You have been to our schools, what do you think?

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Homer: Well good luck assembling all those toys without me!
Patty: We already did it!
Homer: Ah! The ghost of Marge future!

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Lisa: Mom, where's dad?
Marge: I don't know.
Bart: Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight!

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