Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get at least a "C" average I can't go to Kamp Krusty!
Mrs. Krabapple: Have a "D"-lightful summer.

Bart: I dreamt it was the last day of school!
Homer: Well it is!
Bart: Oh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream too?
(Homer punches Bart)
Bart: Ow! You know, a pinch is more traditional!

Bart: Don't we get to roast marshmallows?
Dolph: Shut up and eat your pinecone.

Krusty: I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!

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Lisa: You're serving us gruel?
Dolph: Not quite. This is "Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel." Nine out on ten orphans can't tell the difference.

Here's your cabin. If you don't like it, T.S.


Bart: Krusty! This camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
Krusty: Oh my God!!
Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat.
Krusty: Was it a nice hat?
Bart: Oh yeah.
Krusty: Oh My God!!

The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?
Homer: Sure do. When you're eighteen, you're out the door!

Marge: Lisa, watch out for poison ivy. Remember, leaves of three, let it be.
Homer: Leaves of four, eat some more! (Laughs)