Milhouse: If it's the blue hair and the schnoz you're digging, I've got plenty more cousins.
Bart: Thanks Milhouse, I think I'm gonna steer clear of Van Houtens for awhile.
Milhouse: More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents.

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Dad I apologize. I only say this at gunpoint, but it's true. I love you.

Homer

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Abe: That's Mock Rickly, my old Air Force buddy.
Bart: You said you were in the Army.
Lisa: You said you were in the Navy.
Abe: That's the kind of mix up that used to happen when I was in the Marines.

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• Added: May 03, 2015

Geez kids, guess you've had your last birthday. You're going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives.

Marge

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