A fat kid with a dream. I can't compete with that.

Milhouse

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• Added: April 06, 2014

He's just Ralph with a dream, the dream of not ralphing.

Lisa

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• Added: April 06, 2014

Homer: Whoo hoo! I've got a date with my daughter!
Cletus: Yeah, we've all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning.

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• Added: April 06, 2014

I never would have suspected the one criminal in town.

Milhouse

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• Added: April 06, 2014

Justin Blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone?

Patty

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• Added: April 06, 2014

Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.

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• Added: April 06, 2014